I`m sure none of you have been the slightest bit concerned that your nonsensical narrator may have fallen off the face of the earth several months ago, consequently resulting in a lack of fine* material during this period… and if anyone was in fact worried, they`re now breathing a sigh of relief as I obviously must still be in reach of an internet connection & therefore did not experience any gravitational phenomena.
That being said, as I now travel the globe & manage to find time between some serious holidaying, i.e. whenever it rains, I will endeavour to post more fantastic*, excellent* & stupendously* brilliant* stuff .
It`s only partly cloudy today so I`ll leave you with some “Hello I`m back” haiku. Until next time, enjoy.
Traffic Lights
Man on my chassis
Funding his junkie habits
Wipes clean my windscreen.
Calling Home
Dialling numbers
An international call
I`m still dialling!
The Golf Ball
Enclosed in whiteness
Break me free from spherical
Freedom with your wood
Eggtime
Hey look it`s egg time!
Excreted chicken product
Yolk drips off my chin
Beware the Dreaded Clown Monkey
Elusive devil
Wicked little clown monkey
But damn you`re so cute!
*Adjectives have been changed to protect the author`s dignity & in no way represent an actual portrayal of the said material`s quality
